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When people compare their relationships to Romeo...

lordroonilwazlib: I’m sorry did you ever read it.. Everybody dies. maybe they’re planning on committing a double suicide after plus a string of murders?

Mar 27th

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C-C-C-COMBO →

Mar 25th

interesting? →

Mar 24th

jane and john sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes an abrupt tragic miscarriage. then comes blame, then comes despair, two hearts broken beyond repairs. john leaves jane and takes the tree, d-i-v-o-r-c-e

Mar 18th

fell asleep watching this. does it ever end o.O →

Mar 8th

my life has been made →

Mar 8th

Illogically Logical: homophobia is fucking wrong →

y0ungmurders: I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who…

Mar 1st

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http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgsynrgVjS1qbop00... →

Feb 22nd

Try to read this

cheshirehatter: bitchwhore: demonseatbread: fuckyeahbiboy: wetouchifeelarush: “eeht ot live fo retsam eht nommus” Now, read it backwards. This is an Satanic chant. You’ve officially been cursed. Reblog within 30 seconds or the power of Evil will take over. OH MY GOD THE DEVIL IS GOING TO EAT MY SOUL MY NOSE BLEEDING IS FORESHADOWING MY NEAR DEATH

Feb 20th

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Whats 6g?? WHATS A BIEBER??? I dunno, it kinds looks like a girl!

Feb 7th

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Jan 28th

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Jan 25th

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chiefslut: This is a really amazing auditory...

Jan 12th

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Dec 18th

forbidden-dreams: I hate my fucking body. I just hate it. I hate the way I look. I want to be pretty. I want to be skinny. I want to be able to pull off a bikini and look sexy. I want guys to stop making fun of my fat stomach at school. I just want to be pretty. I love your fucking body. I just love it. I love the way you look. You are pretty. You are skinny. You can pull off a bikini and look...

Dec 17th

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Dec 16th

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hi, so i feel asleeo in brian's arms in the ride...

this was so amazing :)

Dec 12th

my heart hurts

forbidden-dreams: thanks a lot boyfriend. don’t mention it

Dec 11th

Dec 10th

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This is what I want for Christmas

forbidden-dreams: :3 idk, it might not be as good as you want

Dec 8th

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Dec 8th

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sally hacked you

Dec 1st

kissingrazors: i used to be obsessed with duct tape oh my god i had leopard tye dye lime green hot pink turquoise orange plaid i don’t even know what else i had a TON

Nov 28th

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“the upduction thing, ive seen it a million time; sweet girl, 3.5 gpa, volenteers...”

– Joel Bloch

Nov 23rd

Brian: You're the only person I've ever told this to... aren't you going to say anything?
Stewie: I don't know what to say. Wanting to kill yourself, well I think that's pretty selfish of you.
Brian: How is that selfish?
Stewie: What would I do if you weren't here? Hm? You're the only one who makes my life bearable.
Brian: I thought you said I was the "best of a bad situation?"
Stewie: I was just trying to hurt you because you hurt me. But the truth is, you're my only friend Brian. If I didn't have you, I'd be lost.
Brian: Eh, you'd be okay.
Stewie: No, I wouldn't. I don't really care for anybody else, just you. You're the only one I like.
Brian: Well, thanks.
Stewie: I like you a lot. I guess you could say I really like you. I would dare to go a little further, perhaps. I care a great deal about you, a very great deal. Maybe even, deeper than that. I, I, I love you. I mean not in like a "hey, lets have an underpants party" or whatever grown ups do when they're in love. But I mean, I love you as one loves another person whom one simply cannot do without.
Brian: I, I love you, too, Stewie.
Stewie: You give my life purpose. & maybe, maybe that's enough. Because that's just about the greatest gift one friend can give another.
Brian: Thank you..

Nov 17th

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Go to Wikipedia and click "random article." This...

forbidden-dreams: kearaftw: themailman: ifyouwantmeyoucanfindmeinthea: miscreantmarcus: stupidgengar: missmika: Ebony Concerto. I have a refined vag, people. Franklin, Alabama Well Mimis Domazos Footballer schlong. Program Evaluation and Review Technique Matthew Hoch Jeff Doyle. Doyle. Bolivian Red Cross Chestnut-winged Foliage-gleaner

Nov 14th

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